3 in the morning...

So, it's 3 in the morning and I can't sleep.
I have no idea why, and I figured since it's been forever since I wrote in this thing that I'd write something. I'm writing this because I'm bored and I have literally nothing better to do at 5 in the morning haha. Well anyway, I'm writing this for my own benefit, and in no way is intended for anyone to see or feel any sorrow for me.
Growing up as an elephant, I wasn't really accepted in any of the reindeer games. Although, the other reindeers were silly noogins, I always felt like I was a cotton headed ninny muggins. It was a sad life as a youngin. I really never had the choice to deliberately choose my own path, instead it seemed as though my path had already been planned. I could never really express myself, I always thought of myself as a stork flying with the seaguls, where I would then dive into the ocean, and swim with the dolphins. Than it hit me, like a fat man hitting a brick wall, I was crazy. Yep, insane in the head. Of course, it took a padded room to make realize it, but I broke out of that asylum and than had an ice cream down by the river with an unforgettable little fella' named Edwardo Pulatskinimantardo. I just called him Eddy. Now, Eddy was a handsome little shnappah, I always felt quite envious of his boyish good looks. One day Eddy says to me "Hey, do you want to be good looking like me?" and I said "Oh golly gee! I would love nothing more Edwardo!" than he said "well you can't! You're too darn ugly! And it's Eddy! Edwardo was my fathers name!" So I curled up into a little ball and cried my self to sleep, and when I a woken I was being forcefully carried by an EVIL ATOMIC METAL SHUPPAH DUPPAH SHAUSHEH ROBOT! He grasped me so tight that the pain was exruciatingly outrageous. Obviously he was taking me back to the asylum, damn those asylum engineers and there futuristic minds. I couldn't get out no matter how hard I tried, than I thought, maybe if I urinated myself the robot might get disgusted and drop me. So, I soaked my fuzzy purple panties with urine, and the robot released me from his deathly grip. Surprisingly, it was to refuel himself, cause this robot was an awesome who was fueled by pee! As I was running away from the robot as fast as I could run, a beam of light hovered over me and started sucking me up by MY CHEST! Which really isn't necessary, your a hovering craft, throw a rope ladder down I'll climb up. I'm here for you. But as I was being sucked up, my brain couldn't comprehend the massive amounts of radiation. So, it exploded, and that's how I became more crazy. (:

Watching your friends drunk...or high....or both.

SOOO as I am typing right now, I’m blazed. I’m a kite and possibly a rocket that landed on the moon and I took the first leap into discovery. Yes. That’s how, “up” there I am.

ASIDE from that fact (I am still very coherent and able to process what is going on…just a little slow with the movement), I wanna talk to you about the title previously stated above… watching your friends drunk, high, or both. Yes! Sometimes it’s fun. Sometimes it’s scary. Sometimes it’s “tempting.”Sometimes it’s just plain weird. I have experienced all four. Not that it’s my first time experiencing all four at the same time mind you, I just wanted to finally get it on paper. Alright! Let’s do this shizz. Oh and I’m a speaking about the point of view of the person still able to process the current situation in a party. Well okay, a buzzed and blazed spectator if you will. Enjoy.

For FUN, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Watching them stumble around, making an ass out of themselves is due for laughs on it’s own. They can be the passed out on the ground with drawings of genitalia on their face. Or they can just be funniest thing in the whole world. That kind of fun. They may be the people who cut loose or slump down to chill mode. Either way, you are enjoying it. No matter how “gone” they are, you can’t help but spread the joy.

Okay, being SCARY is really frightening. If you are still able to understand what is going on during a party and your friend is doing something ridiculously dangerous to their health or another’s, that’s where I draw the line. Do everything in your power to keep this person from doing anything harmful. After all, this is supposed to be moment in your life that it’s all about previously stated above, FUN. Not fear. Look after you friends! Don’t be a douche. 

Ahh finally, the TEMPTING part of this talk…I think you all know what I mean. This mainly applies to the female friends of the viewer. There’s always that one girl at a party that cannot handle the alchohol or weed or both. They lurch like a zombie looking for flesh. Walk over to you (if you're sitting, they will sit on your lap/leg). Say “heeyyyy”. Maybe give you a kiss on the cheek or forehead. Get all touchy feely. Say that they are drunk or wasted. Make you feel like you’re special. Yeahhh Very tempting, am I right? For me honestly, it is and it’s not. You don’t wanna be that “friend” who takes advantage. This kind of fits in to the scary category as well. You don’t want your friend to be on every guys jock, even yours. Even if it is, rather tempting..Don’t do it! You’ll regret it. T_____T It’s common sense. It’s also afelony.

Plain weird….Dude I’m not even gonna write it down. I’m tired. You know you’re friend is doing something weird blah blah naked blah garden hose blah blah ping pong ball. Sorry, I’m just really high. Getting tired now..

Okay well I hope you enjoyed that and I will just go play some Call of Duty: Black Ops on the Xbox now while I eat some freakin dried mangos. Fuck yeahhhhh. 

Oh and I might come back to this and write the rest down…Maybe.

PEACE

what the hell!!!

huh!!! i'm so angry now...i don't know what the fuck she doing there...she always make me anger and worried about her...you really have abused me...u know what she had says?? she says "listen daniel..everything will be going ok...the money is more important.." what a mercenary peson!! she said i need to stop being so goddamned sturbborn.. dia igat aq ni ape?? stump???!!  motherfucker!!! i'll kill her motherfuckin' ass!!! backstabbing son off a bicth!! she always blamed me for what had happened..fuck u!!