So, it's 3 in the morning and I can't sleep.
I have no idea why, and I figured since it's been forever since I wrote in this thing that I'd write something. I'm writing this because I'm bored and I have literally nothing better to do at 5 in the morning haha. Well anyway, I'm writing this for my own benefit, and in no way is intended for anyone to see or feel any sorrow for me.
Growing up as an elephant, I wasn't really accepted in any of the reindeer games. Although, the other reindeers were silly noogins, I always felt like I was a cotton headed ninny muggins. It was a sad life as a youngin. I really never had the choice to deliberately choose my own path, instead it seemed as though my path had already been planned. I could never really express myself, I always thought of myself as a stork flying with the seaguls, where I would then dive into the ocean, and swim with the dolphins. Than it hit me, like a fat man hitting a brick wall, I was crazy. Yep, insane in the head. Of course, it took a padded room to make realize it, but I broke out of that asylum and than had an ice cream down by the river with an unforgettable little fella' named Edwardo Pulatskinimantardo. I just called him Eddy. Now, Eddy was a handsome little shnappah, I always felt quite envious of his boyish good looks. One day Eddy says to me "Hey, do you want to be good looking like me?" and I said "Oh golly gee! I would love nothing more Edwardo!" than he said "well you can't! You're too darn ugly! And it's Eddy! Edwardo was my fathers name!" So I curled up into a little ball and cried my self to sleep, and when I a woken I was being forcefully carried by an EVIL ATOMIC METAL SHUPPAH DUPPAH SHAUSHEH ROBOT! He grasped me so tight that the pain was exruciatingly outrageous. Obviously he was taking me back to the asylum, damn those asylum engineers and there futuristic minds. I couldn't get out no matter how hard I tried, than I thought, maybe if I urinated myself the robot might get disgusted and drop me. So, I soaked my fuzzy purple panties with urine, and the robot released me from his deathly grip. Surprisingly, it was to refuel himself, cause this robot was an awesome who was fueled by pee! As I was running away from the robot as fast as I could run, a beam of light hovered over me and started sucking me up by MY CHEST! Which really isn't necessary, your a hovering craft, throw a rope ladder down I'll climb up. I'm here for you. But as I was being sucked up, my brain couldn't comprehend the massive amounts of radiation. So, it exploded, and that's how I became more crazy. (:
I have no idea why, and I figured since it's been forever since I wrote in this thing that I'd write something. I'm writing this because I'm bored and I have literally nothing better to do at 5 in the morning haha. Well anyway, I'm writing this for my own benefit, and in no way is intended for anyone to see or feel any sorrow for me.
Growing up as an elephant, I wasn't really accepted in any of the reindeer games. Although, the other reindeers were silly noogins, I always felt like I was a cotton headed ninny muggins. It was a sad life as a youngin. I really never had the choice to deliberately choose my own path, instead it seemed as though my path had already been planned. I could never really express myself, I always thought of myself as a stork flying with the seaguls, where I would then dive into the ocean, and swim with the dolphins. Than it hit me, like a fat man hitting a brick wall, I was crazy. Yep, insane in the head. Of course, it took a padded room to make realize it, but I broke out of that asylum and than had an ice cream down by the river with an unforgettable little fella' named Edwardo Pulatskinimantardo. I just called him Eddy. Now, Eddy was a handsome little shnappah, I always felt quite envious of his boyish good looks. One day Eddy says to me "Hey, do you want to be good looking like me?" and I said "Oh golly gee! I would love nothing more Edwardo!" than he said "well you can't! You're too darn ugly! And it's Eddy! Edwardo was my fathers name!" So I curled up into a little ball and cried my self to sleep, and when I a woken I was being forcefully carried by an EVIL ATOMIC METAL SHUPPAH DUPPAH SHAUSHEH ROBOT! He grasped me so tight that the pain was exruciatingly outrageous. Obviously he was taking me back to the asylum, damn those asylum engineers and there futuristic minds. I couldn't get out no matter how hard I tried, than I thought, maybe if I urinated myself the robot might get disgusted and drop me. So, I soaked my fuzzy purple panties with urine, and the robot released me from his deathly grip. Surprisingly, it was to refuel himself, cause this robot was an awesome who was fueled by pee! As I was running away from the robot as fast as I could run, a beam of light hovered over me and started sucking me up by MY CHEST! Which really isn't necessary, your a hovering craft, throw a rope ladder down I'll climb up. I'm here for you. But as I was being sucked up, my brain couldn't comprehend the massive amounts of radiation. So, it exploded, and that's how I became more crazy. (:
